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8:00am September 30, 2014
hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

4:00am September 30, 2014

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

8:00am September 29, 2014

spacemuffinz:

piranhapunk:

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

this is probably one of the least weird things weird al has ever done

i freaking love him

4:00am September 29, 2014

one-guardian:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got puns, hun

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8:00am September 28, 2014

condiminaj:

klavierr:

py-bun:

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bishck ifunut

IMLAUGHINGSOHARD.

ITS LIKT A FUCKINF VACCUMM

IT’S 3 AM I DIDN’T NEED THIS LAUGHTER

4:00am September 28, 2014
comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

8:00am September 27, 2014
4:00am September 27, 2014

THE HEROES OF RAPTURE

8:00am September 26, 2014

iguessthisismytumblrurl:

averagecockmatt:

iguessthisismytumblrurl:

dia-de-la-beaner:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

Ditto^

averagecockmatt
SUGAR TITS

Can we do this when were married?

Yeah but I’ll be the one calling you sugar tits and you’ll be the one making me rice krispies

4:00am September 26, 2014
8:00am September 25, 2014

pleatedjeans:

Go follow @audipenny