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4:00am September 1, 2014

17yr:

adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”

me:

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8:00am August 31, 2014

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

4:00am August 31, 2014

cosmo tip #21

ptrparker:

during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”

8:00am August 30, 2014

I gotta watch this show.

4:00am August 30, 2014
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sakurachiri:

play this clip to someone who asks what tf2 is

2:28am August 30, 2014
theholyranga:

cuntology:



can someone PLEASE explain to me what a Tyler Oakley is? I have yet to figure it out.On the other hand, I know what a Perez Hilton is. Ew.

A Tyler Oakley is a member of the Youtube Personality Class, in the subspecies of vlogger… As far as I can tell. Very popular amongst the LGBT crowd apparently.

theholyranga:

cuntology:

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can someone PLEASE explain to me what a Tyler Oakley is? I have yet to figure it out.

On the other hand, I know what a Perez Hilton is. Ew.

A Tyler Oakley is a member of the Youtube Personality Class, in the subspecies of vlogger… As far as I can tell. Very popular amongst the LGBT crowd apparently.

2:24pm August 29, 2014

caitiward:

dragonastra:

Bless you, anon. <3

Australia just sounds like a rough place all around.

This is ironic, because my favourite Australian creature is a magpie.

"Swooping season" is their nesting season and unfortunately for us, our hair makes really comfy nests for their little babies. All other seasons however, they’re actually incredibly friendly and often become household pets (returning every night for leftovers from dinner).

The magpie’s song is also one of the most beautiful things to ever be heard. So, sorry - I guess I love Gavin now!

Ahhh, Australians… The only people who can love our crazy fauna… Magpies are awesome though.

8:00am August 29, 2014

biggoronssword:

I THINK I JUST FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIDEO

4:00am August 29, 2014
castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

8:00am August 28, 2014

bigbootyskullbitches:

So, M. Night Shyamalan wrote porn

4:00am August 28, 2014
iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

8:00am August 27, 2014
dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.
Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

dad-rock-davos:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

rachellebutler:

Treble clefs by (L to R) Bach, Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Schubert, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Brahms, Debussy, and Ravel.

Source

all musicians across all time periods: “fuck how does that thing go”

Beethoven didn’t even try

4:00am August 27, 2014

picturesinboxescomic:

These are some Lego Batman related comics that I did a little while ago.I hadn’t intended on posting them as my site was already flooded with Lego themed strips but they were fun to draw so I thought it would be a shame not to share them

8:00am August 26, 2014

ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done