Who Wanders These Confusing Corridors Of My Mind?

fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

 Shakespeare Shakeup by James Johnston

 They say a Rose is sweet by any other name

But all of my imitators have no game

I’m just Richard II Electric Boogaloo

So don’t get surprised when I banish you

Everyone knows me just like I’m Yorick

And my lyrics like King Lear are sick

When I rap I do really bad live

Like Titus Andronicus is hard to high five

While Romeo may have loved Juliet

I was the first to get in that

and it was true that she was only fourteen

Like Ophelia’s Hamlet I’m a reckless Libertine

Hamlet may have been a jerk to Ophelia

but it was my jerk that she feelya

Richard 3 this is the winter of your discontent

Because I’m with Anne Neville in our tent

What caused all of Helena’s Midsummer Night’s dreaming?

Probably all of our Midsummer Night’s Cre-… hanging out

and why was the merchant of venice called Shylock?
It’s because he had a shy co-… personality

and Caeser the soothsayer’s claims were valid

now you’ll only be remebered as a salid

and it may be et tu soon brutus

but everyone knows that you’re a doofus

Please feel free to applaud me and rave 

 now Shakespeare’s rolling in his grave

(via heartofsplinters)